Oh how I long to be in Europe

Last year on this day I was on a plane to Frankfurt to enjoy a belated honeymoon trip to Europe. So so so fun. I sure wish I was doing that again. Someday we will go again

For Jeff

I have a gas problem

Iv'e got a gas problem and you have a gas problem and this doesn't involve and kind of mexican food not sitting well. We dont have a problem getting gasoline, no shortages that I see, we dont have a problem with the quality of the gas we are getting. Our problem is somewhat similar to the other gas problem we experience it is personal and internal. Every one is throwing a fit about the price of gas, well guess what you elitist Americans the rest of the world has been paying way more than you have for a long long time. The price we are paying for gas is what Europe was paying along time ago. I dont really remember that well but the last time I was in Europe back in 89 or 90 I think that they were paying the equivelent of $4 a gallon now look where it is at.

Yeah dont feel so sorry for yourself now do ya? Why do you think that Europe has such a great public transit system? So suck it up and quit expecting the world to hand you life on a silver platter.

So........... Time is a flying

Life has been pretty busy and I cant hardly get in a word edgewise. Hopefully life will slow down here in a while and we can start enjoying things. But that is what every one says isnt it? What ever happened to those visions of the future in those old Buck Rogers movies where we had robots and computers doing everything for us? I personally think that things have gone seriously wrong here. The sad reality is that us and our computers are no better than that lady you see in her over priced jogging outfit (inwhich she never has or never will break a real sweat) following her dog around with a baggie in hand waiting to pick up some doodie her precious twinkles, or what other totally gay name she had given her dog, has left. Really who is the master and who is the servant there? Are you the master of your computer or is it the master of you? My reality is a sad dark twisted black and white twighlight zone type of reality. One of those old twighlight zones that give you the willies and you are so glad that the poor sap in the movie is in that freaky situation and you are comfortably in your nagahide barka lounger enjoying your blissfull life. Well my life is that scary twighlight zone and I have a feeling that your life is the same. We are the poor servants of the computers, it is only a matter of months and one horribly sad election away from the Matrix type of servitude. So I will do my part and serve my master and get farther and farther behind and dream that someday I George Jetson will be able to be the master of my Universe. But I really dont give a flying crap.

Then that cracker in the back he thinks your shenanigans are frickin halarious. Like me!!! Rock on!!!

Politics suck

Ok one of the things that I give the least bit of flying crap about is politics especially this presidential race crap. How far off is the election? So what have you been campaining since the Ford Administration? How much have you all spent so far? How many poor people have to turn to beauityfull bowl crack and a tall cool Colt 45 to soothe their problems because they cant afford health insurance?

So what do we have 8.3 billion presidential hopefulls? Are some of these people serious? You are some half wit senator from middle of nowhere Iowa or some state most people dont even know where it is and you think that you are going to come in and sweep the presidency from Bill's husband or Obamas your momma? It's like the fat nerdy chess geek running for student body president, sure they let you do it but should you? Why waste your time and other peoples money. Old Ross Perot you gotta love that little fella he's got gumption, but some of these people are just nuts to think that they even have a snowballs chance in hell at the presidency. I guess what they lack in brains they sure make up in enthusiasm. Rock on Idiots more power to ya! As for me and my house we vote Stewart Colbert in 08, But I dont give a flying crap

Let's get this crap started

So my wife has had a blog since the dawn of Man and I guess it is time for me to get into the blog arena. So Here it goes, but I really dont give a crap.